Wasting away

I went to the vet today. I rode in a car because I hurt my leg last night while doing my turbo puppy routine. I found out that I am wasting away to practically nothing! Only 48.1 pounds! Can you believe it? The vet said I look great. (Then again, I always look great, don't I??) And I do have more energy and zip these days. But still, I think they should feed me more.

I got my vaccinations too. I don't mind the needles so much, but I hate when they squirt that syringe up my nose. Something about Bordetella they said? Whatevs.

It's been a rough day, so I've had to nap even more than usual.

If I had a million dollars...

I would hire half a dozen helicopters to hover over the homes of each and every one of the producers/executives of all the morning "news" shows in NYC. From about 4am til 9am. Every morning for a week.

I wanna play too!

Dogs are people too!

1. Three things that scare me
-plastic bags on the sidewalk
-wind
-people wearing hoods

2. Three people that make me laugh
-Monica
-Sean
-Our landlord

3. Three things I hate the most
-baths
-not getting fed on time
-getting my ears cleaned

4. Three things I don't understand
-why people go to "work"
-the phrase "get out of the way"
-why my toys are so sassy

5. Three things I'm doing right now
-licking myself
-laying on the carpet
-shedding

6. Three things to do before I die
-pee on every block in Brooklyn
-catch a squirrel
-sleep on Sean & Monica's bed

7. Three things I can do
-slobber
-snore
-eeeeeeeeee

8. Three ways to describe my personality
-goofy
-mellow
-sweet

9. Three things I can't do
-heel
-speak on command
-fetch anything

10. Three things I think you should listen to
-trumpets
-your dog
-someone opening the freezer (where they keep doggie ice cream)

11. Three things you should never listen to
-Tim Berne
-the word "no"
-I can't think of anything else! I have big ears so I hear everything.

12. Three things I'd like to learn
-how to work the toaster
-how to open the treat bags/jars
-how to open the fridge

13. Three favorite foods
-Beggin Strips
-popcorn
-everything else

14. Three beverages I drink regularly
-water
-condensation off beer bottles
-that's about it

15. Three TV shows I watched as a kid
-Animal Precinct
-Emergency Vets
-college football

All your base

In A.D. 2101 War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

Yes, this is an oldie, but I randomly thought of it the other day, and it's been cracking me up all over again ever since. So enjoy! For great justice.