Thursday, December 28

Rant: cloned food

FDA OKs food from cloned animals
By LIBBY QUAID, AP Food and Farm Writer

[with comments from yours truly]

WASHINGTON - The government declared Thursday that food from cloned animals is safe to eat. After more than five years of study, the Food and Drug Administration concluded that cloned livestock is "virtually indistinguishable" from conventional livestock.

[“Indistinguishable” in what way? It looks the same? It tastes the same? Hmmm. Food contaminated with E. coli looks and tastes the same as uncontaminated food. I guess the FDA will approve that too.]

FDA believes "that meat and milk from cattle, swine and goat clones is as safe to eat as the food we eat every day," said Stephen F. Sundlof, director of the FDA Center for Veterinary Medicine.

[Well, that’s not saying much, is it?]

Officials said they don't think special labels are needed, although a decision on labeling is pending.

Because scientists concluded there is no difference between food from clones and food from other animals, "it would be unlikely that FDA would require labeling in those cases," Sundlof said.

[See, some scientists concluded this. I have to tell you, I know a lot of scientists, and most of them disagree with each other on everything. I’m glad the FDA found a few that agreed with them, but I’d wager there is nothing remotely resembling consensus on this matter. And in what way is there “no difference”? The food is coming from something unnatural, I’d say that’s pretty different.]

Final approval is still months away; the agency will accept comments from the public for the next three months.

Critics of cloning say the verdict is still out on the safety of food from cloned animals.

"Consumers are going to be having a product that has potential safety issues and has a whole load of ethical issues tied to it, without any labeling," said Joseph Mendelson, legal director of the Center for Food Safety.

Carol Tucker Foreman, director of food policy at the Consumer Federation of America, said the FDA is ignoring research that shows cloning results in more deaths and deformed animals than other reproductive technologies.

The consumer federation will ask food companies and supermarkets to refuse to sell food from clones, she said.

"Meat and milk from cloned animals have no benefit for consumers, and consumers don't want them in their foods," Foreman said.

However, FDA scientists said that by the time clones reached 6 to 18 months of age, they are virtually indistinguishable from conventionally bred animals.

Labels should only be used if the health characteristics of a food are significantly altered by how it is produced, said Barb Glenn of the Biotechnology Industry Organization.

[Barb seems like an objective source.]

"The bottom line is, we don't want to misinform consumers with some sort of implied message of difference," Glenn said. "There is no difference. These foods are as safe as foods from animals that are raised conventionally."

[Oh, I see, they don’t want to “misinform” consumers. So to avoid that, they will simply not tell consumers what they are eating. Hey Barb, ever hear the term “lie of omission”?]

Those in favor of the technology say it would be used primarily for breeding and not for steak or pork tenderloin.

Cloning lets farmers and ranchers make copies of exceptional animals, such as pigs that fatten rapidly or cows that are superior milk producers.

"It's not a genetically engineered animal; no genes have been changed or moved or deleted," Glenn said. "It's simply a genetic twin that we can then use for future matings to improve the overall health and well-being of the herd."

[See, it’s very simple. And they’re doing it for the animals. Clearly. Animals which will live in filth and squalor until they are slaughtered using inhumane methods.]

Thus, consumers would mostly get food from their offspring and not the clones themselves, Glenn said.

[And how is this better?]

Still, some clones would eventually end up in the food supply. As with conventional livestock, a cloned bull or cow that outlived its usefulness would probably wind up at a hamburger plant, and a cloned dairy cow would be milked during her breeding years.

That's unlikely to happen soon, because FDA officials have asked farmers and cloning companies since 2001 to voluntarily keep clones and their offspring out of the food supply. The informal ban would remain in place for several months while FDA accepts comments from the public.

[We all know how conscientiously the big companies observe voluntary safety measures. Or even mandatory ones.]

Approval of cloned livestock has taken five years because of pressure from big food companies nervous that consumers might reject milk and meat from cloned animals.

[Really, it’s the consumers’ fault. Since they’re making such a big stink about it, we just won’t tell them where the products come from. Take that, consumers!]

To produce a clone, the nucleus of a donor egg is removed and replaced with the DNA of a cow, pig or other animal. A tiny electric shock coaxes the egg to grow into a copy of the original animal. Cloning companies say it's just another reproductive technology, such as artificial insemination, yet there can be differences between the two because of chance and environmental influences.

Some surveys have shown people to be uncomfortable with food from cloned animals; 64 percent said they were uncomfortable with such food in a September poll by the Pew Initiative on Food and Biotechnology, a nonpartisan research group.

[Why do we even bother with animals at this point? I’m sure Monsanto can just process up some synthetic substitute. “Come on in, kids, it’s time for dinner! Tonight we’re having processed beef-texture protein cakes with melted slices of American processed cheese product! Yum!” Time to reassess the merits of a vegetarian diet.]

Sunday, December 24

My Grand adventure

I had a very busy day today: two car rides and my very first train ride! Wow. First we took a car from our house to Grand Central Station.



It was so big and there were so many people!! I couldn't stop staring at everyone. I know they all wanted to pet me but Monica kept pulling me along. We went to Track 36 to catch our train. I was very excited.




Then we got on the train. I had to jump over a big hole between the platform and the train, and I was a little nervous. But I made it! It was so weird to be moving even though I was standing still. Sean and Monica tried to get me to sit down but I was having none of that. There were WAY too many people to stare at! The jerky train movement made me a little sick, so I panted and drooled a lot on the floor, but I made it to Croton station without yakking. Then we got off the train and met Sean's mom. Can you believe they expected me to get into ANOTHER car??! What a day. I will be needing lots of naps to recover from all this activity.

Thursday, December 21

I win!




Marisa just awarded me the gold star for posting a bunch! Hooray!

Tuesday, December 19

What can brown do for you?



Hmm, how 'bout: deliver my packages? To me?

We both work during the day, and we don't have a doorman or super. So except for the odd day off, nobody is home to sign for deliveries. For some reason, instead of just leaving our freakin packages inside our screen door or out of sight behind the stairs, our UPS guy insists on giving them to our neighbors. Whom we never see. Whose phone number we don't know. And who don't have a doorbell.

I WANT MY PACKAGES, DAMMIT!
*grump*

And seriously, are they even allowed to leave my packages with a random other person without my consent??

Sunday, December 17

Houston Street mystery



While out to dinner last night near Houston Street, we noticed a remarkably large number of minivan taxis. We must have seen 2 dozen minivan cabs during the hour or so we were there. What's up with that? Why do they converge on Houston Street? Is Houston Street the nexus of the minivan-cab universe? Someone should do a study.

Friday, December 15

Names

Even though I am only one dog, I have many many names. These are my 'primary' names:

  • Zoe (dur)
  • Beans/Bean
  • Dog
  • Puppy
  • Boo
  • Stink

And these are my most common 'titles' or prefixes:

  • Little
  • Miss
  • Baby
So I might get called by one of my simple primary names, but I might also get called by infinite combinations of my primary names and prefixes... Zoebean, Miss Beans, Boo Boo, Little Dog, Zo B, Baby Stink Dog... you get the idea.

Does this seem excessive to anyone else? How many names does one dog need?

Tuesday, December 12

I'm shick

I have a cold. Bleh. So instead of writing something, I offer pics of our Christmas decorations.







Monday, December 4

An end to sock amnesty

I have declared an end to amnesty in my sock drawer. All you socks that won't stay up, this is your first and final warning. No more second chances. You will be terminated. No mercy.