Conspiracy theory

I believe that NASA offed Anna Nicole Smith, so as to distract national media attention from the diaper-iffic astronaut love triangle. That is all.

Oh sure, blame it on the hats

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
--George W. Bush; September 17, 2004; Washington DC

Sean got a page-a-day calendar of George W. Bushisms for Christmas from Blake, and this was yesterday's quote.

Me: Man, I bet Jon Stewart had a field day with that one.
Sean: [imitating Jon Stewart's impression of Dubya, complete with hand gestures] Gotta watch those hats, heh heh.