Monday, February 12

Conspiracy theory

I believe that NASA offed Anna Nicole Smith, so as to distract national media attention from the diaper-iffic astronaut love triangle. That is all.

Thursday, February 1

Oh sure, blame it on the hats

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
--George W. Bush; September 17, 2004; Washington DC

Sean got a page-a-day calendar of George W. Bushisms for Christmas from Blake, and this was yesterday's quote.

Me: Man, I bet Jon Stewart had a field day with that one.
Sean: [imitating Jon Stewart's impression of Dubya, complete with hand gestures] Gotta watch those hats, heh heh.