Monday, February 12

Conspiracy theory

I believe that NASA offed Anna Nicole Smith, so as to distract national media attention from the diaper-iffic astronaut love triangle. That is all.

6 comments:

  1. I think they invented the diaper wearing astronaut to distract from the fact that they lost the moon landing tapes!.

    My new favorite expression, however, is 'She is crazy, but not 900 miles in a diaper crazy.'

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  2. i'm with dave. i think anna nicole stole the moon landing tapes, and is living underground with elvis. guess they're gonna hafta re-tape the footage.
    drat!
    ps - the diaper wearing thing doesn't bother me at all. astronauts are used to wearing diapers.

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  3. I've always thought that NASA was also responsible for the Kennedy assassination. It's all starting to come together....

    -Mer

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  4. I think its funny how the line break puts unintended emphasis on "diaper-iffic astronaut love".
    Rawr!

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  5. I think you're all mad! Anna Nicole is alive and well and currently running the NASA (Intergalactic) Space Program!

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  6. dere zoey how ar yoo i think yoo shud rite a hikoo

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