Just last weekend I bought some new shoes. Wearing them for the first time today, I discovered that the tops of the shoes are not cut exactly the same. The right one comes farther up my foot than the left one does. Weird!

Good thing I only paid $5 for them.
Also, some jerk stepped on my toes this morning and scuffed my brand new shoes. Frigging jerks in the friggin subway.

Also also, yes, I am aware the socks don't quite match the shoes. Gimme a break, it's Friday and it's cold.