What can brown do for you?

Hmm, how 'bout: deliver my packages? To me?

We both work during the day, and we don't have a doorman or super. So except for the odd day off, nobody is home to sign for deliveries. For some reason, instead of just leaving our freakin packages inside our screen door or out of sight behind the stairs, our UPS guy insists on giving them to our neighbors. Whom we never see. Whose phone number we don't know. And who don't have a doorbell.

I WANT MY PACKAGES, DAMMIT!
*grump*

And seriously, are they even allowed to leave my packages with a random other person without my consent??