I have declared an end to amnesty in my sock drawer. All you socks that won't stay up, this is your first and final warning. No more second chances. You will be terminated. No mercy.
I learned that people iron their socks last night while watching 'Trading Spouses'. Sometimes only having one TV in the gymn is quite a detriment to my sanity.
i actually wore a pair of socks to work once that were so annoying that i left during the work day, bought a new pair, and put them on then and there. even without washing them first, they were still more comfortable than the pair i had been wearing. cvs and safeway are both good for emergency sock purchases.
ooo... and how will you destroy the offending articles? burn them? cut them into little pieces? let zoe have her way with them? give them to house-elfs?
Try more starch when you iron them.
ReplyDeleteI learned that people iron their socks last night while watching 'Trading Spouses'. Sometimes only having one TV in the gymn is quite a detriment to my sanity.
i actually wore a pair of socks to work once that were so annoying that i left during the work day, bought a new pair, and put them on then and there. even without washing them first, they were still more comfortable than the pair i had been wearing. cvs and safeway are both good for emergency sock purchases.
ReplyDeleteooo... and how will you destroy the offending articles? burn them? cut them into little pieces? let zoe have her way with them? give them to house-elfs?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in highschool, they used to call them "quittin'" The socks that ride down on you. Quittin socks.
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