Wednesday, January 31

An open letter to rosemary

Dear Rosemary,

You're great. You look great, and you smell incredible. You lend a tangy, earthy flavor to many wonderful dishes. I like you, I really do. BUT. (You knew there had to be a but, right?) Please stay out of my food. It's just... it's your needles. I feel like I'm chewing on a Christmas tree. They are sharp and get stuck between my teeth, causing pain and aggravation. So in the future, if you could just infuse my food with your delectable flavor, and then leave, rather than hanging around impaling yourself in my gums, I would really appreciate it.

Your friend,
Monica

Thursday, January 18

Pop quiz follow-up

Here's the dead pigeon pic I mentioned in my last post. Gross, huh? I know you feel better now that I've shared this.

Thursday, January 11

Pop quiz!

(Ha, I originally mistyped this post title as "Popo quiz"! Now that would be something else, wouldn't it??)

When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?
Probably the last time I went camping. That would have been... maybe... 2002? (Help me out here, Marisa, when did we take the dogs rock climbing on the AT?)

Which family member do you most resemble?
My mom.

When was the last time you tripped and fell?
A few weeks ago. *sigh*

What are you listening to right now?
Keyboard jockeying.

Which would you rather do: rake the leaves, or mow the lawn?
Probably mow.

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Songs from iTunes.

When was the last time you swam in a pool?
Wow, when we were in the Dominican Republic... maybe 2004? I am terrible with dates.

Have you ever been in a school play?
Does grade school count? If so, then yes. If not, then no.

How many kids do you want?
0. As in zero. None.

Which type of music you dislike most?
Opera?

Are you registered to vote?
Yes'm.

Do you have cable?
Affirmative.

Have you ever prank called anybody?
Yup.

What's your favorite comic strip?
Calvin & Hobbes.

Bath or shower?
Shower. We don't even have a bathtub.

Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Clerks 2, but that was about a month ago.

Best pizza topping?
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

Peanuts or popcorn?
Popcorn, but I like both.

Ever order anything from an infomercial?
Nein.

Sprite or 7-Up?
There's a difference?

Ever had to wear a uniform to work/school?
Si.

Ever thrown up in public?
Oh yeah.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
I already found true love, so SHOW ME THE MONEY.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really.

What do you think about most?
My family and friends.

RANDOM QUESTIONS:

Name something purple within 5 feet of you:
My water bottle.

What is the sexiest item of clothing you own?
According to whom?

Is your hair long enough to chew on?
Mm-hmm.

What's your least favorite color?
Yellow.

Did you have a good weekend?
Indeed I did.

How is today going for you?
Oh, not too bad. How about you?

Do you have any plans for tonight?
Make dinner and watch "Little Miss Sunshine" on DVD.

Have you ever photographed something that was dead?
Actually, I have. A pigeon smashed on the subway tracks. I will see if I can't find that pic and post it.

Name your most recent purchase:
Mundane: groceries. Fun: iPod.

Monday, January 8

Year in review

1. What did you do this year that you've never done before?
Got married!

2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't really make resolutions... so no.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth this year?
My friend Malia had a son!

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No, actually, I don't think so.

5. What countries did you visit this year?
Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia, Croatia, Italy, and Slovenia.

6. What would you like to have in the next year that you lacked this year?
More money.

7. What date from this year will remain etched upon your memory - and why?
September 23, our wedding day!

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
See #1.

9. What was your biggest failure of the year?
I never did put up the Christmas lights. ::hangs head in shame::

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nothing major, no.

11. What was the best thing you bought this year?
Our wedding rings.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration (a public or private personality)?
The guy who gave me a seat on the subway when I was exhausted, and the guy who helped me up when I slipped and fell on my bum in the middle of the sidewalk a few weeks ago.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
George W. Bush, and Britney Spears.

14. Where did most of your money go this year?
See #1 (wedding and honeymoon).

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about this year?
See #1 (this is getting repetitive).

16. What song will always remind you of this year?
L-O-V-E.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
- happier or sadder? about the same (happy)
- richer or poorer? maybe slightly richer
- thinner or fatter? about the same I think

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Traveling!

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Working.

20. How did you spend the holidays?
Celebrating with family.

21. Did you fall in love this year?
Further, yes.

22. How many one-night stands did you have this year?
Hmm, none.

23. What was your favorite TV program for the year?
House, Amazing Race, and Hell's Kitchen.

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Not that I can think of, no.

25. What was the best book you read this year?
I liked Dogs of Babel, Life of Pi, My Sister's Keeper, and the latest Harry Potter.

26. What was your favorite film of the year?
Was 40 Year Old Virgin this year?

27. How would you describe your personal fashion concept this year?
Evolving.

28. Whom did you miss this year?
My family.

29. Who was the best new person you met this year?
The knottie hotties!

30. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned for this year.
Follow your dreams. You can achieve your goals - I'm living proof. BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAAAAAAAAAKE!


Thursday, December 28

Rant: cloned food

FDA OKs food from cloned animals
By LIBBY QUAID, AP Food and Farm Writer

[with comments from yours truly]

WASHINGTON - The government declared Thursday that food from cloned animals is safe to eat. After more than five years of study, the Food and Drug Administration concluded that cloned livestock is "virtually indistinguishable" from conventional livestock.

[“Indistinguishable” in what way? It looks the same? It tastes the same? Hmmm. Food contaminated with E. coli looks and tastes the same as uncontaminated food. I guess the FDA will approve that too.]

FDA believes "that meat and milk from cattle, swine and goat clones is as safe to eat as the food we eat every day," said Stephen F. Sundlof, director of the FDA Center for Veterinary Medicine.

[Well, that’s not saying much, is it?]

Officials said they don't think special labels are needed, although a decision on labeling is pending.

Because scientists concluded there is no difference between food from clones and food from other animals, "it would be unlikely that FDA would require labeling in those cases," Sundlof said.

[See, some scientists concluded this. I have to tell you, I know a lot of scientists, and most of them disagree with each other on everything. I’m glad the FDA found a few that agreed with them, but I’d wager there is nothing remotely resembling consensus on this matter. And in what way is there “no difference”? The food is coming from something unnatural, I’d say that’s pretty different.]

Final approval is still months away; the agency will accept comments from the public for the next three months.

Critics of cloning say the verdict is still out on the safety of food from cloned animals.

"Consumers are going to be having a product that has potential safety issues and has a whole load of ethical issues tied to it, without any labeling," said Joseph Mendelson, legal director of the Center for Food Safety.

Carol Tucker Foreman, director of food policy at the Consumer Federation of America, said the FDA is ignoring research that shows cloning results in more deaths and deformed animals than other reproductive technologies.

The consumer federation will ask food companies and supermarkets to refuse to sell food from clones, she said.

"Meat and milk from cloned animals have no benefit for consumers, and consumers don't want them in their foods," Foreman said.

However, FDA scientists said that by the time clones reached 6 to 18 months of age, they are virtually indistinguishable from conventionally bred animals.

Labels should only be used if the health characteristics of a food are significantly altered by how it is produced, said Barb Glenn of the Biotechnology Industry Organization.

[Barb seems like an objective source.]

"The bottom line is, we don't want to misinform consumers with some sort of implied message of difference," Glenn said. "There is no difference. These foods are as safe as foods from animals that are raised conventionally."

[Oh, I see, they don’t want to “misinform” consumers. So to avoid that, they will simply not tell consumers what they are eating. Hey Barb, ever hear the term “lie of omission”?]

Those in favor of the technology say it would be used primarily for breeding and not for steak or pork tenderloin.

Cloning lets farmers and ranchers make copies of exceptional animals, such as pigs that fatten rapidly or cows that are superior milk producers.

"It's not a genetically engineered animal; no genes have been changed or moved or deleted," Glenn said. "It's simply a genetic twin that we can then use for future matings to improve the overall health and well-being of the herd."

[See, it’s very simple. And they’re doing it for the animals. Clearly. Animals which will live in filth and squalor until they are slaughtered using inhumane methods.]

Thus, consumers would mostly get food from their offspring and not the clones themselves, Glenn said.

[And how is this better?]

Still, some clones would eventually end up in the food supply. As with conventional livestock, a cloned bull or cow that outlived its usefulness would probably wind up at a hamburger plant, and a cloned dairy cow would be milked during her breeding years.

That's unlikely to happen soon, because FDA officials have asked farmers and cloning companies since 2001 to voluntarily keep clones and their offspring out of the food supply. The informal ban would remain in place for several months while FDA accepts comments from the public.

[We all know how conscientiously the big companies observe voluntary safety measures. Or even mandatory ones.]

Approval of cloned livestock has taken five years because of pressure from big food companies nervous that consumers might reject milk and meat from cloned animals.

[Really, it’s the consumers’ fault. Since they’re making such a big stink about it, we just won’t tell them where the products come from. Take that, consumers!]

To produce a clone, the nucleus of a donor egg is removed and replaced with the DNA of a cow, pig or other animal. A tiny electric shock coaxes the egg to grow into a copy of the original animal. Cloning companies say it's just another reproductive technology, such as artificial insemination, yet there can be differences between the two because of chance and environmental influences.

Some surveys have shown people to be uncomfortable with food from cloned animals; 64 percent said they were uncomfortable with such food in a September poll by the Pew Initiative on Food and Biotechnology, a nonpartisan research group.

[Why do we even bother with animals at this point? I’m sure Monsanto can just process up some synthetic substitute. “Come on in, kids, it’s time for dinner! Tonight we’re having processed beef-texture protein cakes with melted slices of American processed cheese product! Yum!” Time to reassess the merits of a vegetarian diet.]